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filiusaranea:

When your partner turns your thread to angst without a warning.

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On this other account that I have, one of my mutual follows just completely bashed OCs…I mean, I know everyone is entitled to their opinion but when you judge all OCs as the same, it just makes me mad…IF YOU DON’T LIKE OCS DON’T ROLEPLAY WITH THEM BUT REFRAIN FROM CALLING THEM MARY SUES OR “ANNOYING”.

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[cam to robbie] "You know, apparently sex during pregnancy is totally healthy."
- thespyandthescientist

"I’m afraid to ask how you found that out."

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[cam to sarah] "So, who's going to give them the talk?"
- thespyandthescientist

"Obviously, me."

"You are worse than them!!"

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The Morning After Sentence Starters

"Get out, get out, get out, get out!"
"Do you remember anything from last night?"
"Why are you in my bed?"
"I'd offer you breakfast, but I think I'm too sore to move."
"So.. Was it good?"
"Who topped?"
"I thought you'd be gone by the time I woke up..."
"I should go."
"This didn't mean anything."
"We shouldn't have done this..."
"Of course I'm freaking out! You're my friend!"
"I'm guessing this was a one time thing?"
"Yeah, yeah, I know how this goes. I'll grab my clothes and get out of here."
"Good morning, hope you don't mind me borrowing your shirt.."
"I made you coffee, did you want some Aspirin?"
"This stays between us."
"Congratulations. You actually convinced me to sleep with you."
"Are you sneaking out on me?"
"So, how much for last night?"
"Holy shit! she's on her way over here right now, she/he CANNOT see you!"
"Don't answer it!"
"Do you have any idea how wrong this was?"
"We're cheaters. We're horrible people. Oh god my mother would be so ashamed of me right now."
"..Do you wanna do this again sometime, maybe?"
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"The kids are at my parents', so we have the whole weekend to ourselves."
- thespyandthescientist

"That’s a nice surprise…"

"…are we heading to Vegas like old times?"

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Parenthood Starter Sentences!

"It's your turn..."
"He's/she's crying again."
"Aren't they adorable at this age?"
"Just a few more months to go..."
"Are we sure I'm pregnant and not just really fat?"
"I'd like to see YOU try going through this."
"WE'RE not pregnant, YOU are."
"Are you going to pick them up from school, or do I have to call in another favor from my mother?"
"Can't we just dump them at the neighbors' and take a night or two?"
"Obviously he/she won't stop crying, so why don't we just soundproof the room?"
"No, we can't leave him/her on a stranger's doorstep."
"We have two beautiful kids... and another kid."
"They're adorable, when they're sleeping."
"The kids are at my parents', so we have the whole weekend to ourselves."
"They're already so excited for Christmas but we're running out of money."
"So, who's going to give them the talk?"
"He/she got sent to the principal's office--again."
"You know, apparently sex during pregnancy is totally healthy."
"I don't care what you say, I'm not naming him after you."
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  *meme
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